Monday, February 27, 2012

JUST RELEASED: Operation Occupy Your Toys !!!

It was happening right before our eyes...Our home...it was changing...things were being put in boxes...Mom sold our sofa...and then the unthinkable happened...our beloved toys...they disappeared. At first it was only one here and one there bu then it started to happen more frequently and it was large numbers of our toys that were disappearing more frequently. And one day...all of a sudden it happened...we woke up one morning and they were gone...Each and every one...G O N E !

And that was when we called on you, Our fellow Fur-Kids; to come together and help me start a movement. A movement against something we ALL feel so strongly about...and with that i bring you:

OPERATION OCCUPY YOUR TOYS!!!

Here are those who stood beside Me and my Mafia! Writing Posts and signing petitions!
Showing our pawrents that WE are in charge of OUR stuffies and that they have NO right to take them from us...not under ANY condition!

They have the idea...two ghostly lookouts and a gold guard dog!

Shiloh 'n Shasta

Dachsies With Moxie

Da Weenies of Florida

Mr. Pip
Mayer Frankie & his Sidekick Ernie
Nola

Shasta

Togo, Tagar & GambyWyattNora B. WebsterAnd now... What you ALL have been waiting for...
THE CHIHUAHUA MAFIA

MONSTER The Chi Shark -

Watch out if this one’s been sent after you! The Mafia Leader she works for is FIERCE! Monster fools everyone with her goofy appearance but her intimidation tactics are as gentle as a rattlesnake’s kiss!

MIDGIE (aka The World’s Tallest Midget) - The Mafia Leader.

Don’t let this cute face and yoga ear fool ya… She’s the brains of the group! You’ll know when you see Midgie because she is always accompanied by her sidekick.

POPEYEE The sidekick -

This little one is all bark and no bite. Midgie keeps her around because she’s got the “stink eye” down really good. She makes Humans hearts melt and fellow furkids shake in their fur coat!

Moose Lips The Cavalier Head Hunter -

Moose Lips has that whole Spaniel thing going for her. Yea, she looks regal but shell hunt you down with that nose howling the whole time. There’s no escaping the sent trail of a Spaniel like this one

Bug The Land Manatee Bodyguard -

Sure, she looks like a water retaining sea cow, but this bodyguard is a force to be reckoned with. Once this top dog catches sight or sound of you, she’s like a wrecking ball! This is EXACTLY why a ring leader like Midgie keeps her around!

We tried reasoning with The Parental Unit, even using cuteness...but after MANY failed attempts, I sent my sidekick Popeyee to do what Popeyee is most notorious for...the Stink Eye!

I had all your petitions (posts & Photos)...all i had to do was get The Parental Unit to READ them...when Popeyee's Stinkeye dindt work, i decided i needed to double up on my defense and send in some backup...

The Parental Unit did not budge...I knew we were on our own. So i sent my Mafia on a hunt! Each one had specific tasks. WE WERE GOING TO FIND OUR STUFFIES!

Monster looked in the Food binbut had no luck so i had Bug keep a watchful eye on the foodables area while i sent Monster out with my driver in the Fido-Rido to scope out the neighborhood and see if anyone heard or saw anything. Monster learned that there was a sixth dog in the house that we did not know of. and that there was only one place in the whole house where this sixth dog could be found or seen...and you have to stand in front of the closet doors to see this dog...

"OH! YOU THERE! Who are you!? Why do you look exactly like me!?"

"COME OUT HERE! TALK TO ME! TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BOSS' STUFFIES!?!?!?"Popeyee looked in bags while Monster tried to persuade the sixth dog in the closet doorWhen that landed us no results i went out side to the new place of "hurry hurry" to see if i could catch the sent of our stuffies if i stood down breezeAnd then i smelled something...is it what i think it is!? is it!? Is it the slight whiff of a stuffie with a squeekie inside!? So i had Monster and Bug stay watch out side while i investigated the smell of something familiar...

"Yea Midgie...I smell it too!"It is! it IS our stuffies! Its not all of them...but this small pile is a few of our favorites! Bug inspected them to make sure no harm had come their wayOH THE HORROR! They have been in the WASH! they are CLEAN! But thanks to Bug she helped my sisters and i get them nice and drooly!

We must take this stand together! they are OUR stuffies and squeekies! hey are not to be wahsed or discarded unless it is by US! So chew them, leave teeth marks in them, de-stuff them, shred them, drag then through the mud, pool, pond, lakeor anywhere else yoru parental unit does not want them. they are OUR Stuffies and Squeekies and we are free to do with them what WE please! We MUST teach our Parental Units their place in life...It is OUR world and they just live in it!

Viva La Resistance!

The Chi Mafia, Mosse Lips, & Bug


P.S. Stay tuned for the sequal...where are they now...

13 comments:

Patrice and Higgins said...

BOL!!!!!!!!!! I am so glad that you found your stuffies, but the HORROR of them being washed...gasp!

~Higgins

Amber DaWeenie said...

Dis was so good. Blogville Power! We all hold paws and protest...loudly.

Glad da stuffies are starting to re-appear!

:o)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

UNITED WE STOOD and
We DID some GOOD.

HoooooooooooRAY!!!

Can't wait fur the sequel.

The world needs to know..
Blogville will NOT be Messed With or ON!!!

chicamom85 said...

They WASHED THEM!!!! Do we have no rights at all. It will take you weeks to get that good smell back in them. I am glad you found some of them, but I still fear for the rest. I will not give up.

Viva La Resistance

Loveys Sasha

The Websters said...

Nice work everyone. I knew we could get them back for you. I CAN NOT BELIEVE THEY WASHED THEM. Humans are SO RUDE.

xoxo,

Nora

Nola said...

HOW DARE THEY?!!! Blogville power always wins!
Dachshund Nola

Wyatt said...

United We Stand! More toys...No Washing Machines, we like em' dirty!

Wyatt

Mr. Pip said...

Oh, thank goodness your toys are starting to re-appear - though I am sure they are quite traumatized by their trip through the washing machine!

Can't wait for the sequel! Power to the DOGGIES!

Your pal, Pip

Team Beaglebratz said...

What iz it with hoo-minz thinkin'EVERYTHING NEEDZ tu b clean? Long time ago, peeple didn't even take bathz like they du now. At leezt u got sum of your toyz bak.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Pee Es- lookin'forward tu the sequel.

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Oh no, not the washing mashine. Shame shame. . . Vivre la resistance! ! Aaroooo Aaroooo
Sally Ann and Andy

jacko said...

You really had a cool and nice stuff! Can I play with you with your paw friends Woof!



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Sally Ann and Andy said...

Oh no, I hope they all re-appear soon.
Vivre la resistance!
Sally Ann

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Those are some interesting Occupy protestors. Well we are glad you at least rescued your favorite stuffies and toys! We hate it when mommy washes our toys too. She hides them on us and then brings out another batch of toys that we thought were long gone. All smelling like Suavitel fabric softener. Ugh!! So then we have to do what you did...apply slobber!! BOL. Love to you!!!
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD & Hootie